I've divided the joke section of my website into two parts:lists and stories and such, because there
was just too many to be mixed up.
LISTS STORIES AND SUCH
82 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE CHINESE-another "HOW TO TELL" list...so TRUE..I should know..I'm Chinese...
10 WORDS THAT SHOULD BE IN A DICTIONARY
45 THINGS TO DO AT A FINAL EXAM-stuff for you to do at a final if you wanna bring some excitement into town!.
60+ TO TELL YOU'RE ASIAN-OMIGOD...I was shocked when I read this...it's SOOO true...
GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY...-good, bad, and ugly things that could happen to YOU.
CANADA-what G-d(for you observant Jews out there) REALLY thinks of us.
THE CANDYWRAPPER-a very creative story using chocolate candies.
CLINTON, DOLE, AND PEROT ON AF-1-Hey, it IS what would make all of America happy.
THE FOUR TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS-the four types of same 'ol chain letters that we see all the time in our inboxes.
"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"-explanations from a whole bunch of famous people.
CLINTON AND TRAGEDY-a little girl's definition of tragedy.
GO TO SCHOOL!-what could happen to you.
GOVERNMENTS AND IDEOLOGIES-a useful list of definitions of governments.
CLINTON'S TESTIMONY BY DR. SEUSS-think about how Dr. Seuss would interpret it as.
THE WORKER BLONDE-why you should never, ever, hire a blonde.
50 THINGS TO DO AT A MALL-another list of things to do bored at a mall.
THE TYPES OF POOPIES-when I read this list, I was shocked. Don't read if you don't wanna be disgusted.
TWO SPOONS-Never eat in New York.
THE BROOMSTICK
ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE-another incident that proves that blondes are really dumb.