CANADA

On the sixth day of creating earth God said to his Archangel Micheal, "I am going to create Canada. I'll give them lots of fish and fertile land so they can have food. I will give them Oil, Coal, and other minerals so that they can prosper, and they will be known as the nicest people on the planet." Then Micheal says, "Aren't you being a little nice to these "Canadians". God says, "Not really wait until you meet their neighbours!"

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