THE POOPIE LIST Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the
poopie
come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it
out,
see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your
butt 50
times and still feels unwipped, so you have to
put
some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when
you're done
poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to
your
knees and you realize that you have to poopie
some
more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The
kind were
you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is
so
huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within
earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The
kind where
you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the
toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so
badly
coming out, you'd swear it was leaving
sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The
kind that
comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get
splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie- The kind where
yellowish-brown
liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose
burns.
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that
doesen't smell.
The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the
toilet
because you are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to
drop
into the toilet even though you know you are
done
poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two
will
cut it loose.